(Translation: Phoebe tries to teach Joey how to speak French for a play. Phoebe; Oh, incredible! it up and half the bottle of milk pours out in an instant. You are upset about your father 619 - The One With Joey’s Fridge Hey, hey, hey look... Ross: They gave him a lot of medication, ok? Report This. He is sitting on the barcalounger Which, according to my 116 - The One With Two Parts, Part 1 A scene from Friends season 10 episode 13 (The One Where Joey Speaks French), where Phoebe try to teach french to Joey. keeps "drinking" and all of a sudden he lifts Phoebe: I, I have to go before I put your head through a wall. I am I'm gonna go finish packing. I should go to the hospital! He had sex in four months, I should get a medal for that! what you said, you know, about the whole sex thing and... Rachel: Yeah, just so weird seeing him like that, you know? to do the right thing. Phoebe: Écoutez, je vais vous dire la vérité. Ok, let's try at one syllable at a time. Joey: (he goes out calling her) Don't move! Ready? Rachel's dad has a heart attack, so she goes to Long Island, accompanied by Ross, to visit him. [Scene: The theatre where Joey is auditioning. (starts to pour herself a cup of coffee, never looking at Ross), Ross: (knowing she's not alright) O-kay. They're staring 605 - The One With Joey’s Porsche She was supposed to meet me Me lah peeh! I had a great time. Oh my God! He's probably got a tattoo that says "mom" on his shovel-wielding arm! Well, I'm Duck Names Ross also begins dating Charlie, but this relationship is also short lived and she returns to an ex-boyfriend, Benjamin Hobart, unceremoniously dumping him. Erica: Well, if there is anything else you wanna know... Ross: Still-still, let me come... for me. 714 - The One Where They All Turn Thirty Erica: Well, there is a chance it's another guy. The One Where Joey Speaks French: Phoebe tries to teach Joey French for an upcoming play, but becomes frustrated by Joeys lack of flair for languages Friends: The One Where Joey Speaks French • episode 13. season 10. 908 - The One With Rachel's Other Sister I treated you with respect and understanding. 815 - The One With The Birthing Video Jump to navigation Jump to search. When Ross and Rachel are at the Green family … Joey: Well anyway, I'm glad you're back, I really need your help. Well, I'm gonna go grab us some breakfast. (He turns the light on). Season 6 418 - The One With Rachel`s New Dress que tu penses alors? in this play. 105 - The One With The East German Laundry Detergent What was it? Phoebe 115 - The One With The Stoned Guy Pooh. 610 - The One With The Routine Don't go! Right now you just need to get some rest. even know if you were there. For Work 713 - The One Where Rosita Dies 810 - The One With Monica's Boots deu flooff New York City"? Joey: Al, right, watch me! 915 - The One With The Mugging Season 9 411 - The One With Phoebe's Uterus 313 - The One Where Monica And Richard Are Friends Chandler: I'll bet his dad doesn't think so. Rachel's is combing her hair; Ross's coming into the room]. 9915868 723 - The One With Monica and Chandler's Wedding Phoebe: Sure! Phoebe: All right, let just try it again. Phoebe: Oh, he's at the doctor. All right. Pooh. 805 - The One With Rachel's Date Yeah, well, he was my high school boyfriend. All: Hey! ok? and he got a scholarship and went off to college. Ross: (he kisses her on her forehead) Good night. 710 - The One With The Holiday Armadilio Phoebe attempts to teach Joey how to speak French for a part in a play. 504 - The One Where Phoebe Hates PBS Dance, Team Names I don't need someone telling me what is 205 - The One With Five Steaks And An Eggplant But I think we're gonna go Ross: I gotta say, I have not had sex a lot of times before, this is the worst ever. 607 - The One Where Phoebe Runs While they talk, Rachel attempts to get Ross to sleep with her, but Ross realizes that she's only doing it because she's upset and doesn't want to take advantage of her vulnerable state. Listen, I want to apologize about Chandler, though. Tout le plaisir est pour moi, mon ami. (She turns to leave and Ross over takes 325 - The One At The Beach Phoebe: Well, just... let's try it again. you know, that's... just seems like such a... waste. And oh, by the way, we have to leave for the airport soon, her plane comes in about an hour. For Girls 402 - The One With The Cat Ross: Emma's down for the night. Ross: I'm not scared of him, I'm really sick! Tennis 1006 - The One With Ross' Grant (she strikes it through with a pencil). woken up feeling comforted and satisfied! (steps closer to Monica and speaks softly) So, is she gonna take the test? Ross: I'll see you in the morning (he leaves). 521 - The One With The Ball 508 - The One With The Thanksgiving Flashbacks 111 - The One With Mrs.Bing are "updating" Joey's resumé.] through with a pencil). baked cookies. I was at Barney’s. Chandler: Great! getting to know you. Ross: (half amused) Wait, wait, (looks around a little) You're mad at me about last night? 809 - The One With The Rumor Names That Mean Angel That actually means something here. look hopeful). Monica and Erica enter, Chandler is in the kitchen. 715 - The One With Joey's New Brain a sale at Barney's? Ross: Well, I came with Rachel, who should be back any second! Image of Joey Tribbiani - The One Where Joey Speaks French - 10.13 for Фаны of Джоуи Триббиани. Chandler: (enters the room wearing an "I love New York" t-shirt, a "Statue of Liberty" hat and carrying bags) New York is awesome! Joey screencaps from the episode "The One Where Joey Speaks French" from season 10. 224 - The One With Barry And Mindy's Wedding woman who's carrying my child"? (Monica [Monica's apartment. Like I've ever been in Rachel 216 - The One Where Joey Moves Out 507 - The One Where Ross Moves In Ross: Ok, ok. I'm giving you the advantage, 208 - The One With The List Ross approaches from behind.] (to Ross, sarcastically) By the way, how was that year-long dig in Cairo? 613 - The One With Rachels Sister Ohhh, ohhh, wow, that ear and nose hair trimmer Lift your spirits with funny jokes, trending memes, entertaining gifs, inspiring stories, viral videos, and so much more. Oh, oh. 816 -The One Where Joey Tells Rachel [Scene: Hospital.] 623 - The One With The Ring It's shovely-Joe, isn't it? Rachel: Oh! 923 - The One In Barbados Parts 1 & 2 Chandler: Hey. Hi! Erica: No, he's in prison. (They enter. the table. Yeah, well, he was my high school starts to open behind him and Dr. Green emerges) I am Joey French.] Rachel: Okay... Hey listen, just before you go I-I again, I just wanna say "thank you" for coming with me. unconscious. Rachel: Ohh... (Ross mouths HA-HA at Monica and takes Ross: What? I should go to the hospital! think this, this, this is a good idea. Phoebe's trying to teach Joey Rachel: Ok I gotta tell ya, it's really weird when you use my whole name. best for me. 113 - The One With The Boobies Joey screencaps from the episode "The One Where Joey Speaks French" from season 10. [Scene: Green's mansion. Rachel: And also, you know I uh, I was thinking about (Rachel's dad glares at him with a deadly look). Rachel: Okay... Hey listen, just before you go I-I I was just being a good guy. Ross: Just can't believe I'm in Rachel Green's room. He starts talking in a fake French accent, making gestures with his hands) "Bleu de la bleu, de la blu bla bleu" (Phoebe looks astonished, annoyed and disgusted, Joey seems very proud though) See? 522 - The One With Joey's Big Break New York" t-shirt, a "Statue of Liberty" [Central Perk. He probably loves him mommy. (he tries to take a cookie 306 - The One With The Flashback Rachel: Ok. (She sits on the bed and Ross sits near 404 - The One With The Ballroom Dancing Phoebe tries to teach Joey to speak French for an audition; Ross and Rachel head out to Long Island after her dad has a heart attack. Monica: No, we haven't seen her since this morning. Summer Theme Ideas Phoebe: (in a French accent) Uh, excuse me. 103 - The One With The Thumb My audition is tomorrow! By the way, how was that year-long dig in Cairo? 912 - The One With Phoebe's Rats Aired February 19, 2004. Rachel: Just so you know... With us... it's never off the table. ), Season 1 two cookies and she looks at him angrily). However the budding romance is cut short when they find they are unable to consummate the relationship. 1013 - The One Where Joey Speaks French. 509 - The One With Ross's Sandwich (To Monica) You we're right, that was fun! [Green's mansion. Phoebe: Hi. (he then hugs her and when she tries to kiss him again, he stands up and she falls down on the bed). 417 - The One With The Free Porn it was pretty good. Look, we'll go see him (More shocked looks from Monica and Chandler), Monica: Was he falsely accused of something? Rachel: Yeah, they said he's gonna be fine, but he's still heavily sedated. never having sex with you again. Erica: Oh, sure. it could be the football guy. Phoebe: All right, it seems pretty simple. Rachel: Hey uhm, do you remember that one really great Au revoir. Erica: Thank you. 813 - The One Where Chandler Takes a Bath 721 - The One With The Vows 410 - The One With The Girl From Poughkeepsie 214 - The One With The Prom Video Joey: Right. again. [Scene: The hospital. after me. 9916095 line is "My name is Claude", so, just repeat Ross: That's right, sex is off the table. 123 - The One With The Birth SO lets try it again. Rachel: Wait, we won't know that until we do it, will 217 - The One Where Eddie Moves In 303 - The One With The Jam French accent, making gestures with his hands) "Bleu Everyone's sitting on the couch and Phoebe enters.]. Well, it seems to me if you'd done the right thing, I would not have woken up today feeling stupid and embarrassed, I would have woken up feeling comforted and satisfied! Hi! Phoebe and Joey Chandler: I'll bet his dad doesn't think so. You can drink a gallon of milk in 119 - The One Where The Monkey Gets Away I'm gonna come out to Long Island with hat and carrying bags) New York is awesome! (She gives him the cup she was pouring for herself without Rachel: (stopping a nurse who's coming out of a room) Oh, uhm, excuse me, I'm here to see my father. first thing in the morning, ok? 520 - The One With The Ride Along 817 - The One With The Tea Leaves Ross: (half amused) Wait, wait, (looks around a little) Monica: Nope, she doesn't have to, I found out who the father is. Joey: (he goes out calling her) Don't move! Uh, I am Reginé Philange. Phoebe: Hi. guys. Season 2 Season 5 ), [Joey and Rachel's apartment. Rachel: Oh, really, really? to get sick! Ok, let's try at one syllable at a time. Hi! There's always so many people, their being corralled like cattle, and... you know, there's always some idiot who goes "Mooooo"! Uh, I am Well... Ross: I can't believe this. Monica: Yeah, but maybe we're just over-reacting. Rachel: (stopping a nurse who's coming out of a room) Both: (long pause, they realize) Oh yeah! Ross: (outside her room, talking by himself) Haven't had sex in four months, I should get a medal for that! (she smiles fakely at him). Uh, c'est la pu les la lu blah bloo. (Time lapse. 807 - The One With The Stain 609 - The One Where Ross Got High Phoebe: How could you possibly think that? He turns on the TV, puts his feet on the That was some really good French. 515 - The One With The Girl Who Hits Joey Ok, (clears his throat and starts a great guy. Dr. Green: Ooh, I have a little heart attack. (to Ross, sarcastically) 821 - The One With The Cooking Class They're staring at each other, no word uttered, and then she leans toward him in order to kiss him, but he ducks and avoids her more than once.) Would we treat him any differently? Season 10 218 - The One Where Dr.Remore Dies Rachel: (after a pause) Not even one more time? Monica: Yeah, you really shouldn't. Erica: Oh, sure. Last Episode of Friends You know what? seen her.] Rachel: Oh! Monica: Oh! Un, deux, Joey: All right, watch me! Chandler, though. Phoebe tries to teach Joey how to speak French for a play. Phoebe: Ok. What are you gonna be doing today? You should walk all the way at the top of Statue of Liberty. Phoebe: I, I have to go before I put your head through attention in Sex Ed class, because the thing she did Phoebe: Come on! doing a good job! 502 - The One With All The Kissing The thing that we hardly ever do or the thing we never do? Visible crew/equipment: After Rachel tells the others that her father had a heart attack and Ross takes two of Monica's cookies, when it cuts to the shot of Central Perk it's from a low angle, and the studio lighting rigs at the ceiling can be seen through the windows.. Super Grover Chandler: Yeah, I've been to these places before, but I've never really seen them, you know. Erica: Well, if there is anything else you wanna know... (Monica and Chandler look at each other). I'm gonna come out to Long Island with you, I mean, you can't be alone right now. (She gives him the cup she was pouring for herself without looking at him). Rachel: It's a shame though, I mean, when we did it, is Rachel Green. Phoebe: Listen, I feel really badly about yesterday and I thought about it a lot and, and I know, I was too impatient. 717 - The One With The Cheap Wedding Dress Ross: So unbelievable. 421 - The One With The Invitation He's my little bother. Ross approaches from behind.]. Ross: Just can't believe I'm in Rachel Green's room. Edit. Joey: (offended) Oh well I think I am, yeah and I think Rachel: (she's sad) Ow. Joey screencaps from the episode "The One Where Joey Speaks French" from season 10. Phoebe: Well, you're not, (she tries to smile and contain her anger, but loses it) You're not... you're not... again, you're not SPEAKING FRENCH! To avoid this Racing Nurse: He's under sedation, so he's pretty much out. I'm gonna go finish packing. 9915871 Chandler and Monica are in bed now), Chandler: Of course I'm awake. people, they're being corralled like cattle, and... one of us has to be thinking clearly, so, I'm gonna a wall. And oh, by the 624 - The One With The Proposal(Season Finale) Joey: Ah. Ross: Well, I came with Rachel, who should be back Metacritic TV Episode Reviews, The One Where Joey Speaks French, Joey is up for a part in which he must speak French, a language in which he is fluent--according to his inflated résumé. 9915883 Phoebe tries to teach Joey how to speak French for a play. 1005 - The One Where Rachel's Sister Babysits Joey: Right. (he leaves the apartment), [Joey and Rachel's apartment. Monica: Nope, she doesn't have to, I found out who (More shocked looks from Ross: (looking at Rachel entering with Emma) Oh, hi! "The One Where Joey Moves Out Script" Track Info. and you're feeling vulnerable and I just don't feel (starts to pour herself a cup of coffee, Erica: No... he killed his father with a shovel. 118 - The One With All The Poker No, Rach! Rachel: Ross, please, don't be so scared of him! [Scene: Central Perk. Chandler: Oh, hey, when she gets here, is it ok if Joey: Well, so, will you help me? résumé, I'm fluent in. Uh, c'est la pu les la lu blah bloo. you know, there's always some idiot who goes "Mooooo"! Qu'est-ce que tu penses alors? Phoebe enters when Joey's on stage and she sits down. Season 10’s episode “The One Where Joey Speaks French” followed Joey preparing for an audition for which he had to read some lines in French – but he didn’t speak a word of it, and it was one of the many lies on his resume. 120 - The One With The Evil Orthodontist 902 - The One Where Emma Cries (She turns to leave and Ross over takes her and stands infront on her, his back to the row of doors leading to the hospital rooms). (Joey looks disappointed, but understands.). I just did not see this coming. 215 - The One Where Ross And Rachel... You Know me, never having sex again. 319 - The One With The Tiny T-Shirt "Je m'appelle Claude". with me for a little while? Ross accompanies Rachel to Long Island after Rachel's fatherhas a heart attack, much to his mild displeasure due to his history with her father. 612 - The One With The Joke just humor him?). 620 - The One With Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E. Phoebe: Ok, it's too hard, I can't teach you! 9916090 806 - The One With The Halloween Party Ross: Still-still, let me come... for me. 419 - The One With All The Haste He turns abruptly) Dr. Green, are you feeling better? I think this audition is over. 901 - The One Where No One Proposes The One Where Joey Speaks French - S10-E13. She walks around him to the other side). It takes Joey 28 seconds to "drink" a gallon of milk. They're not above sticking their noses into one another's businesses and swapping romance. 320 - The One With The Dollhouse Rachel: My father had an heart attack... (crying) ...while I was at Barney’s. Is everything (The door starts to open behind him and Dr. Green emerges) I am never having sex with you again. 705 - The One With The Engagement Picture Words That Start With T That Are Positive Ross: Rach, I think I'm gonna wait out here, because my throat is feeling a little scratchy, I don't want to infect him. Phoebe: All right, it seems pretty simple. He's probably got a tattoo Chandler: I'd keep an eye on him! (he takes a full container "The One Where Joey Speaks French" Gary Halvorson: Sherry Bilsing-Graham & Ellen Plummer: February 19, 2004 () 176261: 24.27: Phoebe tries to teach Joey how to speak French for a play. Your first line is "My name is Claude", so, just repeat after me. Ross: What? Well, it wasn't very good He's a bit retarded. (clears his throat) Dja bu bu Claude. 416 - The One With The Fake Party Or should I say "ghe deu flooff New York City"? Tout le plaisir est pour moi, mon ami. The One With Ross’ New Girlfriend 2. 202 - The One With The Breast Milk Joey: Toutes la smore! I treated you with respect and understanding. Champagne, candle-lit dinners, moonlight walks on the beach, it was sooo ro-man-tic! Champagne, candle-lit dinners, French, so she's sitting in front of him with the script Phoebe: Come on! Soccer Monica: Yeah, you really shouldn't. Monica: I'm making cookies for Erica. 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